Big Brother this week

After Wednesday night's Big Brother, I have to admit, I was quite irritated.  I already find the show to be annoying, but the amount of people thinking Elyssa put HERSELF up on the block???  Ummm.... really?  She has spent the last three weeks trying to get herself to stay in the game against a house that hates her, and she would purposely put herself up there?  HELLO?  Again I say, no one in that whole house has an IQ higher than 85.  Unbelievable... and no one even challenged how stupid of an accusation this was.  OMBH. Why would anyone risk putting themselves up there?   Further, Elyssa has told people she is MVP... 

And the three nasties are on the block.... how nice is that?  It makes for a perfect vote tonight?  It's like calorie free dessert night tonight in my house!  But..., I do have to say... again (no offense America).. three weeks in a row, Elyssa is the MVP -voted by America... and then this week, she is put on the block by America.... I am curious about the possibility that those that vote possibly were confused and thought they were voting for MVP again... I mean really, I have to say, I am getting dumber every minute I watch the show... I can't imagine if I were a voter (again no offense, we all have our weaknesses).  Aaryn was first, then the MVP....?  What the...

Ummm.... Ginamarie... PLEASE do not wear that genie hair anymore. You already lack credibility, but when your hair looks like that, I can't even listen. 

Aaryn, again, you are having to be spoken to in the blog.  Ju-DD said, "you are a Texas Hurricaine.  I don't need to twist my words anymore."  YOU of course took that to mean that he said YOU had twisted his words and didn't understand any of that ....once again, you didn't listen, and you are so self centered that you thought the comment was more about his error than your own.  SERIOUSLY... Also, you would rather LOSE your chance to get yourself off the block than get "your best asset" dirty???  OMG... can't wait for you to learn even your best asset has been canned in the real world because (sorry to inform you), but part of your asset, HAS a mouth attached... and your mouth is not an asset... in fact, it is an enemy to you and has ruined your asset...IDIOT.  MUST we continue to deal with this every week?  And as far as getting manure on your face... um since you are full of it, what is a little on your face?
I do have to say though... how she manages to convince everyone that Katelyn is a stronger player than she is when she has won HOH (not Katelyn)...  has never been on the have nots before as she is quite the competitor (even when someone is throwing the competition, she makes it)... and well, the Popsicle contest, she was the last girl hanging.  Well, I guess it goes back to the 85 thing.  So... Katelyn is gone and the Wicked Witch of the South is in control. 


Amanda... really?  You are offended because you were told you looked like a hooker?  Ummmm, were you not trying to look like a dominatrix sleezy girl in the bedroom to turn on your boy?  That is the look you were going for.... so why get so upset when you are called on it?  What do you expect when you dress like that in front of everyone?  And really.... what is this sexual behavior in front of the whole house?  Gag.  I am with Elyssa, I would have puked too if you licked whipped cream off of him in front of everyone... some things are better left to a bedroom and between two people... otherwise, it is called porn and people pay for it.  Not saying that I don't really like Amanda...because I do actually, just bad call that day.

Elyssa.... telling someone you could never wear a one piece?  Stupid thing to say.  What were you thinking?  You don't need to insult Amanda (or anyone else for that matter)... she is doing that all by herself... in front of the cameras.  No one needed say a thing to help her.  The more she talks, the more she insults herself.  I liked her for a while,.... because she does tell people like it is... but now... WOW, she is bossy.  As far as the rest of the house... they insult themselves as well.  Just keep quiet.  You were in my favoirtes list until you pulled that stunt and told Katelyn they were going to get rid of her .... YOU don't betray ALL of the people that have saved you and helped you... esp. when it was Judd who told you the truth.  WRONG move.  Disappointed in you.  You should have pointed out Aaryn's strengths in competition instead of making it ALL about you in making her go home.  It was way to self-centered of an argument.  You have some people who had your back that might not anymore because you just showed them you can't be trusted.  Bad move lips.

Wow... HOH competition... now that takes some skill... really?  Are we running out of ideas for competitions already?  This week is going to be havoc.  Actually, it probably won't.  Aaryn will put the guys right back in control.  She will NOT keep her word to Helen... Elyssa will be the first one up... then maybe Candice?  then Helen?  the boys will be back on top... Ginamarie and Aaryn will go on a tear again and tell everyone off because they have the power again.  Here we go again. 

Katelyn.... you were voted out by association?  You were right in there with Aaryn and Ginamarie when they were tearing into Candice... you were the one telling Candice, Jessie, and everyone that THEY were so immature while you laid there laughing away while yelling at them, and Aaryn tearing up their bed.  Remember when Jeremy said, "ya'll are not making this any better for yourselves"..... Ya'll is south for more than one... as in "you all"..... it was said to YOU and Aaryn... YOU were part of that.  Not guilt by association... you were guilty.  And you never walked away.  You didn't even bother to play the game while Aaryn ran around and convinced everyone you were the one to send home.... have you never watched the show before?  I haven't, and I know it is stupid not to run around and lie, cheat, promise, and steal to get yourself to stay. And when Elyssa told you... what did you do, you betrayed her as well.  In fact, you further helped Aaryn with her whiny "I am sick of people lying about me all the time saying things I don't say."  but you do Aaryn, you do say them.  You made a deal with Helen.  You were gunning for Katelyn... even when you say something to someone's face, you deny it.  UGH... and we have to deal with you for at least two more weeks. 

This show is too stressful for me to write about every week.  I can't keep up.  At least on Days of Our Lives, it takes a month to have the changes and back stabbings to completely happen whereas it happens every day and three times a week here.  THREE TIMES A WEEK... I actually could smell the manure myself last night....I need to get away....I wish Calgone had some better scents....

Seriously??? A Blog?

All I did was send out ONE email "summarizing" Survivor.  That is all.  Well, maybe several years ago I sent out some "diary" entries in emails just for fun... how that lead to a blog is beyond me.  After one Survivor email, it became expected.... which just egged the sarcasm ... so each week, I wrote.  Then I got texts before the show was over about an incident on the show and how they couldn't wait for my response to that... SERIOUSLY?!?  I do work.  Well, I attend a place of work.  I work there sometimes, when I am not emailing.  Anyway, it was fun.  Survivor ended... all was well.  Then along came Big Brother... which I do not watch.  However, My Survivor group insisted I watch BB so I could write about it.... really?  Ummmm, not a fan..... and it comes on three times a week.... but... it is summer break, so I agreed.  I was surprised.

No, I did not become a fan, but I must say... Big Brother presents one with a great deal of material from which to write!  I could go for hours (I mean the show manages to make three nights a week out of about 16 minutes of material, so why can't I?) with that show... really.  The girls fall in love the first day.... the guys have no interest... the girls can't take the hint... all contestants while appear to be much older can only be between 8 and 12 by the way they behave... and I am sorry for those fans (really -no offense as we all have our weaknesses) but people actually pay money to vote for people on the show.

Anyway, my friend didn't ask me... she told me I had a blog.  Here I am.  I have a blog.  I suppose I will read it myself for errors.  My friend better read it since this is her fault.  And those demanding my emails will have to come here now.  So... We'll see.

Please excuse any rude and nasty comments I make, but apparently, that is what my twisted friends enjoyed the most.... and all of their twisted friends and so forth.  So here goes .... Tune in after the next Big Brother for a mouthy summary of the show... in the meantime, if anything else happens in the world....and I can learn how to log in again.... maybe.....

Well, I have to admit that normally if I don't hear something on the t.v. or think I may have misheard it, I go ahead and rewind and listen again.... however, with Big Brother, it is so annoying the first time that I can't stand to hear it a second time so I don't.  So while I cannot assure with 100 percent accuracy that I heard this comment, I am pretty sure but questioning .... Did I actually, truly, unequivocally hear Wina... I mean Ginamarie actually say she was definitely planning on seeing Nick when she gets out of the house?!?  Seriously?  What part of him refusing to shower with you (even when you explained that included seeing your boobs - because he obviously didn't know that?) ... him NEVER kissing you... him just staring at you every time you told him you wanted to kiss him (which was pretty often)... and him pretty much ignoring ALL of your very, very, very SUBTLE advances did you NOT understand???  I am thinking Ginastupidmarie, that you in fact are NOT going to see him out of the house... unless it is in a courthouse when he takes out a restraining order for you for stalking him.  Otherwise, I am thinking it is a no-go.  I could be wrong...

Again, Amanda... take a chill.  YOU are not the boss of me.  I mean, JU double dd!  Or me, or anyone else.  You need to calm down and stop being so pushy.  OMG.  And are you exaggerating when you say EVERYONE in the house wants Howard gone???  I didn't hear anyone but you mention his name.  And really, I am sorry but I have to reiterate HOW IN THE WORLD IS HOWARD A THREAT???  Okay, unless they have a arm measuring contest, he is NOT going to win.  He has NOT won a single competition thus far. He was out of breath in five minutes of yoga... Like I said, he can't even throw a competition to help someone else win.  Tiny little ginamarie ate more ice cream than huge Howard.  And liar?  Ummm, yes he lied to Helen about the moving co.... but he is actually the ONLY loyal member to that group...,. I would say that is better than anyone else in the house as far as trustworthy.  He kept his word to his original alliance.... He can't do ANYTHING athletic except lift weights.  Sorry... no threat.

OMG... Spencer.... seriously?  Are you a lap dog?  Might I remind you this was an eating contest?  That was not an ice cream cone you were enjoying  in the park.  SERIOUSLY?  you were licking it?  OMG.... do you not know you are on live feed all the time?  All of America (well those that have nothing better to do on a Sunday night, and enjoy becoming brain dead) were watching you look like a dainty Southern bell sip a mint julip.  You seriously are quite feminine for such a big boy.  That was embarrassing.  Even Andy was more manly and masculine than you on that one!!!  GET A GRIP DUDE.  And peoploe thought you were a threat too.  WRONG

Two biggest threats?  Howard and Spencer??? Ginamarie put away more ice cream than you guys put together.  Spence?  little disappointed (not only in what was said above... ) but in your amount as well.... we would have expected you to clean out one of those dispensers.  Ummm.... Ginamarie, I don't even want to comment on what I think you looked like doing that... nor what you obviously have practiced a great deal in your lifetime.  Perhaps if Nick saw that, he might see you after all.  just saying.

Ju-double DD, good choices!  Amanda worried about Spencer, Howard and Candice?? How about Aaryn, Ginamarie and Katelyn - they are a threesome also... and honestly people, Aaryn has won at least two contests... OPEN YOUR EYES.  She is very competitive, and very athletic.  Be careful.  However, Ju DD... AWESOME comment "TEXAS HURRICAINE"  you are the FIRST to insult the player and tell them to their face honestly, why they are on the block.  You make me proud to be Southern... still not proud to be a hillbilly hick like you, but proud to be southern.  You did good ole' boy.

Aaryn... how is it that you make this blog EVERY week???  Ginamarie is rude to you?  Ummm... I can't even respond to that.  Just because someone doesn't agree with you, and you start cursing at them every other word does not mean THEY are being disrespectful.  MUST we go over this EVERY SINGLE WEEK?  Can you not understand the concept of rudeness?  How about taking turns in talking?  Letting the other person finish what they are saying before you cuss them out?  Let's practice this week and maybe you won't be in this blog for once.  Better yet, go home.

Katelyn... guilt by association... DAH.  Stop being around them.  Go to another room and say the following statement for starters: < OMG, I am so sick of their negativity.  I can't take it. Can I hang out with you guys?  They are so disrespectful.
 That might help your game and friendships.

One down.... two more shows to go for the week.... hopefully IQ score will remain stable as it is supposed to.. However, .if I have to see Ginamarie go down on another ice cream machine though....